Under A Blood Red Sky by Joe Pollitt

Sunset over Agadir by Joe Pollitt

Under A Blood Red Sky

You know, it’s easy to think blah blah, blah. And when we view the future in this way, with optimum vision, we can see that those at the top are blah blah, blah.

Blah blah, blah elitism is the new racism, a chance for groups of hater to have their fill of excluding others via their alumni. When I was at U-knee, I blah blah, blah blah with wots-his­-face and Duchess Whojam-aflip and how we laughed at the ill-educated blah blah, blah. In those days drugs were commonplace, and it was quite rude not-to and so inevitably, some of us naughty radical few would often blah blah, blah.

Muslims…blah blah, blah, terrorism is so generously misunderstood, it is because of blah blah, blah, don’t you think? Blah blah, blah, letting them all in, open borders policy, I would suggest we blah blah, blah. Suicide-bombers are on the rise and blah blah, blah soon to be taught in major prep schools around urban areas blah blah, blah. It seems rather rational under the circumstances, who is to blah blah, blah. Blah blah, blah time to flee; our fight is over, clearly we are sinking, have you ever considered blah blah, blah. Police State, shoot to kill marksmen are praised. Never mind our neighbours, we need to protect and secure our blah blah, blah.

Blah blah, blah and that is what is going to happen if only we could blah blah, blah. Taxpayers picking up the blah blah, blah. Blah blah, blah taking our jobs, our women and eating our babies blah blah, blah. Stop the frackers! Can’t stand the Frogs, the Japs, the Krauts, the Wogs and the Whoopsie-daisies. Those nasty Near Eastern Freedom Fighters with their Mega-IS-ISIS-ISIT?-Terror-Attacks. Blah blah, blah. Coming over here and sticking their fingers up at the blah blah, blah with their lack of dress sense and women with five o’clock shadows blah blah, blah. Blah blah, blah send them home, back to France, Germany, Japan, America and Sunderland. Blah blah, blah.

Well of course, we must understand that this will change the course at Ascot. Ladies Day enjoyed by Essex trollops and all those Lady blah blah, blah. Outsmarted by handheld telephones blah blah, blah. Well I say it is about time we blah blah, blah. Ban the fox and keep the hunt blah blah, blah. That would do the world a favour if only blah blah, blah. Alternatively we could see the whole world change in a fabulous direction, a pirouette or star-jumps with Jazz hands and plenty of blah blah, blah. If so blah blah, blah and eventually we would simply blah blah, blah.

Brexit has been so cleverly twisted, engineered so to speak blah blah, blah. You know what is really behind it is blah blah, blah and my financial portfolio has never looked so strong; they have just registered a world wide patent for wheat seed blah blah, blah China blah blah, blah. Water is the new Black and buy more Coke Stock, is the word on the street. You know Trump has always been so very blah blah, blah and for those very specific reasons I want to blah blah, blah if so, we could collectively blah blah, blah together in defiant unity and if not, that would serve us right!

Author: Joe Pollitt, 2017